Will Ferrell also falls into that category, as exemplified by his hilarious reaction to watching Baxter get kicked off the side of a bridge into a river. He breaks down in the street, starts crying out in anguish, and calls Brian from a phone booth in hysterics. One Redditor pointed out that this statistic could actually make sense, if you twist what Brian means by it.
This is the line that opened a new chapter in the history of comedy. But Anchorman was the first to dedicate an entire scene to characters discussing the absurdity of what was happening to them. Ben Sherlock is a writer, comedian, and independent filmmaker. He's currently in pre-production on his first feature, and has been for a while because filmmaking is expensive.
In the meantime, he's sitting on a mountain of unproduced screenplays. You can catch him performing standup at odd pubs around the UK that will give him stage time. By Ben Sherlock Published Mar 08, Share Share Tweet Email 0. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. I wanna say something. I'm gonna put this out there: if you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back … I want to be ON you.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
You look awfully nice tonight. Veronica Corningstone : Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation. Ron Burgundy : And I'm Tits I'm Ron Burgundy. Ron Burgundy : You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken : Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? Brick Tamland : I love Ron Burgundy : Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland : I love lamp. Ron Burgundy : Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it? Brick Tamland : [Tries to sound convincing] I love lamp!
I love lamp. Ron Burgundy : I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. Veronica Corningstone : Really. Ron Burgundy : People know me. Veronica Corningstone : Well, I'm very happy for you. Ron Burgundy : I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I mean they rev my engine, but they do NOT belong in the newsroom!
And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland : [Absolutely furious] I don't know what we're yelling about! Brian Fantana : You're with us, Ron, what do you think? Ron Burgundy : [shouting] She It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes! And her hair smells like cinnamon! I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up. Ron Burgundy : [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. What's your name?
Brian Fantana : Brian Fantana. Champ Kind : Champ Kind. Brick Tamland : Brian Fantana. Brian Fantana : No, you're Brick. Brick Tamland : Brian. Brian Fantana : I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland : Veronica. Ron Burgundy : I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly Ron Burgundy : Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? Brick Tamland : I don't know. Ron Burgundy : It's so damn hot Ron Burgundy : [answers the phone in a very distressed manner] Hello? Who's there, I'm talkin'? Who is this? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee Is this Wilt Chamberlain?
Have the courage to say something! Ron Burgundy : Knights of Columbus, that hurt. Champ Kind : I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Wes Mantooth : Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint! Ron Burgundy : Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this. Ron Burgundy : [Ron is shirtless in his office and is doing arm curls with dumbbells] Veronica Corningstone : Uh, Mr. Helen said that you needed to see me.
Ron Burgundy : Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. Veronica Corningstone : Well, you asked me to come by, sir. Ron Burgundy : Oh, did I? Veronica Corningstone : Yes.
Ron Burgundy : Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting.
I did over a thousand. Brian Fantana : Where is the suit store? We've been walking for forty-five minutes. Champ Kind : Brick, I thought you said this was a shortcut. Brick Tamland : Fantastic.
Ron Burgundy : Well, is it a shortcut or not? Brick Tamland : Okay. Ron Burgundy : Veronica Corningstone and I had sex, and now we are in love! Ron Burgundy : Did I say that loud? Brian Fantana : Yeah, you pretty much yelled it. Ron Burgundy : Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Brick Tamland : Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna. Garth Holliday : You were my hero Ron! Why'd you have to say that?
You come out with stink like that. Garth Holliday : Poop. You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth! Ron Burgundy : Garth, if I would give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain? Go fuck yourself San Diego. Ed Harken : [various reaction from crew members] What in the name of? Ron Burgundy : [oblivious] Sharp broadcast all of you. Great show, especially from you on the floor.
A lot of hustle. I liked that. Ed Harken : Ron, I've got to fire you. Ron Burgundy : Ed, I've got to fire you. Ed Harken : Do you even know what you just said? Ron Burgundy : [shocked] Great Odin's raven! Veronica, she put that in the teleprompter. Ed Harken : You're probably right, but I've got to fire you.
Ron Burgundy : You guys have it, I think. Champ Kind : I don't know Ron, That sounds kinda crazy. Brian Fantana : Sounds like you have mental problems, man.
Brick Tamland : Yeah you got mental problems, man. Brian Fantana : Yeah, he really does. Brick Tamland : Man. Veronica Corningstone : Excuse me.
Ron Burgundy : What are you doing? Veronica Corningstone : I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. Ron Burgundy : I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape.
We are watching history. Veronica Corningstone : Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. Ron Burgundy : Big deal. I am very professional. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. Ron Burgundy : I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman. Veronica Corningstone : You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
Ron Burgundy : I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. Veronica Corningstone : I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. Ron Burgundy : You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Veronica Corningstone : You look like a blueberry. Ron Burgundy : Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Veronica Corningstone : Well, you have bad hair. Ron Burgundy : [insulted] What did you say? Veronica Corningstone : I said Brian Fantana : Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
Brian Fantana : Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, Panda Jerk! Ron Burgundy : Great story. Compelling, and rich. Ron Burgundy : [to Veronica after the news has just gone off the air] You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
Ron Burgundy : I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. Ron Burgundy : Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I wanna be on you. Ron Burgundy : [Unrated cut] Don't you know I would never say fuck! Ron Burgundy : Yes, I do. I'm sorry, it's It's the pleats. It's actually an optical illusion, it's the pattern on the pant's that it's not flattering in the crotchal region.
I'm actually taking them back right now, taking them back to the The pants store. Well, this is awkward. I'm gonna walk this situation off and I will see you later. Ron Burgundy : Nothing to look at! Get back to work everyone! Don't act like you're not impressed! Ron Burgundy : Sweet Lincoln's mullet. Ron Burgundy : Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention.
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